April 2012
thedetectiveandthewoman:
If Sherlock wins nothing I want Mark Gatiss to burn the building down and laugh manically as people scream and run.
abigwhitewolf:
bennygotback:
...
I just found this new wonderful app and so I’m just gonna spend the whole weekend on it while I write molly/Sam fanfiction in my head and eat nutella
ok? bye then
Misha Collins
Misha Collins: *finds worm, picks it up*
Jared Padalecki: You have to eat it
Misha: I'm not gonna eat it, that's disgusting.
Misha: I'm going to wear it as a worm-stache!
I got 6 days to write a 100 page script
doctor-sherlock-winchester:
chasertiff:
doctor-sherlock-winchester:
P.S. It’s a SuperWhoLock script
Dude.
Can I beta?
I am a screenwriter.
And a nerd.
:0
Not exactly sure what that entails but sure. Put it in my ask.
Did someone say SuperWhoLock?
I am in. I don’t care if you just tell me the main plot in a very non-descriptive way, I just want you to tell me something...
Put a symbol in my ask:
ᄏ: Play any instruments?
ω: Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)?
△: Have you ever painted the walls of your room?
【・ヘ・?】: Ever tripped in front a bunch of people?
＊: When was the last time you tied your hair up? (if your hair is long enough)
旦: Last time you drove your car (if you can drive/have one)?
愛: Are you currently dating?
太: When it's New Year's, do you make New Year Resolutions and actually commit to them?
＠: Ever felt attracted to the opposite sex before?
(｀▽´)Ψ: Did you used to play hide-and-seek when you were little inside stores?
(づ￣ ³￣)づ : Have you ever had to hug someone you didn't want to?
空: Did you ever throw up after one roller coaster ride or a few?
☆: Have you ever played games such as 'Spin the Bottle'?
⊙: Are you happy with where you are in life right now?
ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ: Have you ever wanted to flip a table before? If so, why?
ピ: Did you like Pokemon as a child?
(⌒.−): Are there times where you wish to go back in time and redo or fix something you regret?
♪: Do you find yourself singing or humming to yourself sometimes?
☁: Ever wanted to learn a foreign language?
(;° ロ°): Have you ever lost your wallet or purse?
ス: Have you ever swallowed gum?
♀: Tell me something that turns you on.
♂: Tell me something that turns you off.
≋: Post a picture of yourself.
⅚: Post the link if your current favorite song.
ღ: Post a gif of what you're currently feeling right now.
≘: Have you ever watched the sun rise?
☄: Would you defend a friend if they were in danger?
હ: Are you still a virgin?
➍: Ever been to a concert? Was it fun?
♛: Do you like group projects?
高: How often do you use headphones/earbuds?
ಲ: Headphones or earbuds?
♞: Showers or baths?
✗: Walks on the beach or in a forest?
⊙﹏⊙: Which horror movie scared you the most? If any?
^∇^: Has your best friend ever made you angry?
（．＿．）: Do you think you are an awkward person?
メ: Cupcakes or muffins?
(●´∀｀●): Ponies or Horses?
♯: Would you like to be able to fly?
(ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ: Ever done or considered to do drugs?
ℝ: What color shirt are you currently wearing?
Æ: What color underwear did you wear yesterday?
☪: Have you ever flipped off someone?
♬: Cats or dogs?
礼: Would you swim in the lake or ocean?
の: Chocolate or Vanilla?
◐: Have you ever seen a meteor shower?
ᄇ: Have you ever broken a bone?
었: Any tattoos?
싫: Any piercings?
ℨ: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Σ: Have you ever farted in public before?
ℋ: Tell us a recent awkward moment you had.
♔: Know the Duck Song? The Llama Song? Banana Phone?
۞: What shows did you watch when you were a child?
▼: Could you live without the internet?
Д: Strangest food you've eaten?
까: Cookies or brownies?
most kids my age: hey lets go to the mall
most kids my age: hey lets go on a date
most kids my age: hey lets go play sports
me: hey today seems like a lovely day to change my theme
Imagine if I became famous and kept my blog. One...
Interviewer: So do you know about the fandom surrounding you?
Me: You mean the fanart and the pornographic drawings shipping me with my co-stars?
Interviewer: ....
Me: And the slash shippers and the Crack. Oh the fandom crack!
Interviewer: Uh, yeah... how do you, uh, know about all of this?
Me: *Stares into camera* I have a Tumblr
Tumblr: HOLY SHIT WE ARE DOOMED! WHICH BLOG IS IT?! SEARCH THEM ALL! AND FOR GODS SAKE HIDE THE PORN
Me: *Laughs evily and starts discussing famous fanfictions with my character in them knowing tumblr is dying*
Sherlock BBC: Imagine Sherlock as a father →
cumberqueen:
” Father. …Where do I come from?”
“…What is puberty?”
“John. Take a look at our son’s internet history.”
“Father. I think some of the girls in my school might be interested in m-“
“Uncle? Father told me that while most people love other people, some people…
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there.
Random Guy: Hey, what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, I just wanted to tell you that you're really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight!
Random Guy: That's alright, it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
Loose Threads
finalproblem:
Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of the fan who liked to pull loose threads. Every time she found a loose thread, she’d pull it out and tie it to another one. “The doctor was because of the rubber ball!” she’d say. Or “The binary code was because of Bach—and so was Henry Fishguard!” The other fans would smile and nod politely, and she’d just go back to her...
7 tags
lintott:
i’ve never been on a date
12 year olds get dates
and i dont
Blogger: #OMG LOOK AT THAT #LOOK AT THAT LOOK #YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN AND EMOTION IN THEIR EYES OF HOW MUCH IT HURT THAT SHE STOLE THE ONLY THING THEY SHARED TOGETHER #THAT ONE LOOK AT THE GROUND SYMBOLIZES EVERYTHING UGH IT EVEN REFLECTS HOW THEY FEEL THAT BARELY ANYONE CARES ABOUT THEM #THAT THEIR PAST IS ALMOST TOO HEAVY TO HOLD ON THEIR SHOULDERS #FLAWLESS ACTING I FUCKING CANT #ITS LIKE THEYRE FALLING AND NO ONE CAN SAVE THEM
Actor: I was told to look down while acting sad.
I. Am. SuperWhoLocked.
residualregeneration:
