I miss the Lorax. I miss the Lorax fandom. I miss listening to “How Bad Can I Be?” ten thousand times. I miss eating marshmallows. I miss singing GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG every morning. I miss quoting “The Once-ler’s Traveling Madness”. I miss staring at Oncie’s shaking bootie. Can’t we do that again?
If you post any of the following, please reblog/like so I can check out your blog :)
- BBC Sherlock
- Well, anything related to Sherlock Holmes, really
- Pirates of the Caribbean
- Star Wars
- Harry Potter
- Hunger Games
- Quantum Leap
- Lewis/Inspector Lewis
My face when I read this fic:
I just pictured one of us kneeling by his bed side and saying…
“Good Morning, Oncie.”
Then he rolls over.
“It’s your birthday.”
“The creatures of the forest helped us making something for you.”
“Sleeping…. body’s way… ta… Just go awahay.”
“Please wake up. We made a marshmallow, mint, pancake cream cake, and we set up a picnic party by the waterfall. Just for you. “
He sits up, and looks confused.
“Happy Birthday, Once-ler.”
He leans over the bed, and extends his arms for a hug. He holds it for awhile, and you don’t understand why the air was suddenly so thick and emotional.
He muttered in your ear, “I’ve never had a birthday celebration before.”
Something wet hits your shoulder, and you realize he’s tearing up. He pulls away from the hug, and wipes his eyes with sleeve.
“My mom always said it was too expensive, but we gave her birthday parties…”
Then the Lorax jumped through the window, and landed in the Once-ler’s lap. The Once-ler winced at the impact, and seeds from the Lorax’s bag spilled everywhere.
He shouted, “EARTH DAY. Time to go planting! Want to join me after your birthday breakfast, beanpole?”
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? WHYYY??
ALL MY FEELS.
FOR ALL MY FANDOMS.
ARE JUST CRASHING DOWN UPON ME
AND I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE
OH GOD PEETA WHY MUST YOU BE SO SAD KATNISS WON’T DIE AND YOU WON’T DIE AND EVEN THOUGH SHE LOVES GALE SHE’LL MARRY YOU IN THE END
HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY PPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTEEEEEEERRRRRR I MISS YOU SO MUCH AND KSDFLARGFAGF DUMBLEDORE YOUR BROTHER’S SADNESS AND YOUR SADNESS I WISH I COULD BRING ARIANA BACK TO LIFE BUT I CAN’T
I wonder if the creators of the Lorax purposely made the Once-ler so attractive
or if it was completely on accident
I originally was going to make it a female version of the Once-ler, but once I made her short legs I knew that wouldn’t be accurate, so then I transformed her into his girlfriend :3
Tell me what you think!
Once-ler’s Booty Shaking Appreciation Post
bless this post.
that is some mighty heterosexual rump wrigglin right there
I think I just spent five minutes looking at his butt…